Because it amuses me:

My wife rarely screamed. So when she let out a bloodcurdling shriek, I hobbled to the bathroom to find her flailing around with her pants around her ankles--and what looked like a fanged octopus fastened to her ample, naked rump. It had sickly green spots on mottled gray skin and way too many tentacles, and it glared at me ( Read more... )

In my formerly-nicotine-stained fingers...

A check from Plasma Frequency for payment for my story "Sensory Overload."

You good folks know it as "the ArtFic," and it will see print on Feb. 5. You can download the issue for free when it goes live.

DO THE DANCE OF JOY WITH ME.

In other news, I've scribbled 600 words of New Story today. I will do ( Read more... )

I gave my extant outlines to my Writing Buddy tonight and asked him which one pinged him. He picked "Extradimensional Eldritch Horrors in the Retirement Community Coming in Through the Plumbing" (which I will need to shorten somehow because damn). I just call it "Extradimensional Plumbing" for the title of the outline, so maybe that ( Read more... )